Archives - April 2017

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Apr

Mother Earth Demands U.S. Navy End Whale Draft

GOLDEN BAY, New Zealand (AMP) — The U.S. Navy has conscripted pilot whales for active duty, and Dr. Serena Serghetti, the U.N.’s  Goodwill Ambassador to the Environment or “Mother Earth,” is using Earth Day to call for a halt to the practice. “It’s time to end the whale draft,” Sister Serghetti said. The Vatican’s top linguist has …

12
Apr

Mother Earth Releases THE VIRGIN SEA for Earth Day: Free eBook for 72 Hours

Renowned Vatican linguist and environmentalist Dr. Serena Serghetti has for the first time allowed the release of her famous translation of the confession of Moby Dick in time for Easter and Earth Day — The Virgin Sea. The Virgin Sea is her answer to the recent, tragic deaths of 300 whales on a remote beach in New …